Tuesday, 6 February 2007

In which I wonder what they are teaching in schools these days.

How can it be that with over 15 years of schooling under my belt I was never once taught how to coerce a person into standing by the application of thumbs underneath that person's jaw. I feel that this should be the cornerstone to any proper educational system. Or capstone. Or whatever.

Anyways, I can think of hundreds of situations in which the application of thumb power would be effective. Why I was never taught how is beyond me.

Supposedly it will snow again in a couple days. Hurray.

1 comment:

Joshua said...

Ask, that it may be granted you. All you need do is ask.

But for the time being I'll keep my peace.