Crazy people part 1

I seriously just had this conversation when waiting for the streetcar after shopping:

Me: (Drinking juicebox)

My kidneys: Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss...

(Large Crazy Lady walks up and sits next to me at the station)

LCL: So, what are you selling?

Me: Ummm...

LCL: (points at juicebox container sitting next to me) What's in the box? What are you selling?

Me: Oh, I'm not selling these, I just am on my way back from shopping.

LCL: Boy we sure are having nice weather, summer is finally here. Better than the thunder storms in July, remember?

Me: Actually I just moved here from California.

LCL: Oh! Wow!

Me: Yeah.

LCL: Back after high school all the popular kids moved out there. There was this one guy, he was real built. Used to lift weights all the time. Had great hair. Real tan, but he was Greek so he never had to go out in the sun to get that way. That was back in the 70s...

Me: (shift awkwardly)

LCL: Yup he was one of the first people to wear, what do you call them...a jock strap.

My thoughts: AAAAAAAWKWAAAAARD!!!!

LCL: Yup, a jockstrap. You know, right?

Me: ...sure...

LCL: So yeah, there's actually this great nudist beach up in British Columbia blah blah blah blah.

Me: (blacking out)(Willing streetcar to appear)

LCL: Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh! Here's the car! You coming?

Me: No, I'm just going to sit here a while.

LCL: Ok bye!

Me: Bye bye!

(Lady With Unfathomable Muffin Top comes over and sits down)

LWUMT: ...

Me: ...

(LWUMT gets up and leaves. Streetcar finally arrives)