Crazy People Part 2

Today's installment of the Crazy People Series comes courtesy of the subway system.

Dramatis Personae:

Crazy Old Asian Man
Transit Worker
Weirded Out Bystanders
Random Walking Lady
Random Walking Guy

(Crazy Old Asian Man is walking through the subway station, somewhat well dressed, not outwardly giving off an aura of craziness. He walks over to a trash can and starts digging through it, looking for a particular newspaper, apparently.)

Transit Worker: Excuse me buddy, you can't do that!

Crazy Old Asian Man: *Guttural hiss at TW*

(Weirded Out Bystanders look over and watch)

TW: There are probably needles in there, you can't dig through that.

COAM: *Guttural hiss at TW* (stops digging through trash)

TW: Thanks.

COAM: *Guttural hiss at Random Walking Lady*

Random Walking Lady: Oh puh-lease.

COAM: *Guttural hiss*

(Scene change. People are now down at the subway. COAM is standing waiting for the subway as well, spitting onto the tracks periodically. Random Walking Guy comes down the stairs, not having witnessed any COAM's previous crazy behavior.)

Random Walking Guy: (Makes a beeline at COAM and seemingly intentionally bumps into him, proceeding on as if nothing strange has happened)

COAM: (Look of outrage and disbelief, followed by three seconds of silent stairing) *Guttural hiss at RWG*

Fin.