So, the street on which I live has lots of cats. I think one gave birth a couple months ago because there are a lot of teenager-sized kitties that get fed by this lady who lives at the end of the street. She literally dumps a pile of cat food out on her porch every day.
Last night I was walking to the house where I sleep and as I was passing the cat house I saw THE FREAKING BIGGEST RACCOON EVER waddle away from the cat food into the shadows. Seriously guys, this thing was as big as a bear cub. It was at least 1 and 1/2 times the length of a large cat and 3 times as bulky. At first I thought I would try to shoo it away, but that thing could have taken me down if it wanted to do so. I made a half hearted shoo noise at it and it made this horrible demon raccoon sound in return. Guuuuuuuh. Seeing that thing made me believe that Ryan North has the right idea about those horrible creatures (there is some harsh language in this link, but given the subject matter its probably appropriate): http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=492
Shudder.
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This is when you should have had a camera.
You have no idea how many times I have wished that I had a camera.
Maybe for Christmas....now you might actually use it huh?
this merited laughing out loud, yes. :D
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